ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just...– Lemony Snicket (via sadsapling)
It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around....– (via undefinable-revolution)
wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does You can do this girl. Be as resilient as your vagina. Shine bright like a ‘gina
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