May 2013
32 posts
ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
“There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just...”
– Lemony Snicket (via sadsapling)
“It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around....”
– (via undefinable-revolution)
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
biologytextbook:
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
April 2013
215 posts
